Monday, March 15, 2010

But I know he's a Christian, and that's all that matters right now...

Funny Facebook Fails
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And also this one. Which comes with a language warning. Because even the most Christian of virgins will use the F-word, a lot.

Sunday, March 07, 2010


Yes, it is a joke. If you believe it then you have been had. But don't take the word of the people at Snopes, which some of you won't given that you believe they are part of the vast liberal conspiracy or some such nonsense. Instead I give you the words of my favorite translator:

This is awesome! Not only did they misspell things in their Arabic, they wrote it backwards. To top it off, that little bit under "Kenya" actually means nothing if you're trying to read it from right to left, but if you read it backwards, like the rest of it, it says, by letter, ha, ah, wa, ah, ee.. Or in words, Hawaii!

Hawaii, which has been a state since 1959. In other words, one of the United States of America.

Now do get over yourselves.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

For Jane

Yea, this makes my point nicely. Thanks, but no thanks.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

The Knitting Olymics 2010

I did not earn gold.

I was going to knit a pair of child's sized socks for the daughter of my high school roommate who is working on baby #2. (The roommate is working on the baby. The socks were for the soon to be big sister) However the day of the opening ceremonies, before I could even cast on I found out that friend #1 was moving two states away, and had less than a week to completely sort down a 2 bedroom house into a 1 bedroom apartment and pack it in a U-Haul AND my mother is moving back home to live near my older foster sister because I refuse to play along with her bullying games anymore AND another friend has to start chemotherapy AND I finally got on the right meds. So while we got one friend moved, got mother's garage cleaned out, a hat finished and dealt with my first cycle in a year, I never did even start the socks.

I like to think I at least got bronze for surviving it all.