Sunday, February 24, 2008

I really try not to do memes



But everyone I know has hit this one...

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. Or from your own memory.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
6. Those who guess correctly have to do the Meme next! (This you don't have to do if you don't want to).

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1) Speaker 1: It could be worse.
[creature growls]
Speaker 2: It's worse.

2) We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

3) There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

4) Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries.

5) But the worst mistake you made...empty gun rack.

6) Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?

7) By the way... you have to *ask* for absolution to be forgiven... asshole.

8) He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism.

9) I'm never gonna get paid.

10) It's coffee time! Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Cappuccino, java, YES!

11) Now I want yous all to cheer like Protestants!

12) Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.

13) Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

14) Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

15) Laugh it up, fuzzball.